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You have entered CRIMEMACHINE- refused by heaven and feared by hell.

If you are going our way, let us walk together. Beware, if one out of five voices in your head says “stay out”, DO SO!!!!

Whats this site all about ?

To start with here’s a clue – $#%^#$%^$&^%^&*&*^&^*… and everything we would try ONCE and TWICE if we really like it :)

This site was designed to provide the needy info on what security is all about. When you are done with reading this try to gain as much you can take from our Sparta. Your brain may actually ache from all the new Informative aka CRAZY information being fed into it!! But its cool like a hangover or what ever...

Ever let it be said that we have no sense of direction here at crimemachine.com. We know EXACTLY where we're headed (???)...and that’s the bottom line. So let it be known that this is yet another sanctuary for Un-securing your secured %$#%%$%$. Use thy information provided after you have read and understood the Disclaimer!

Lastly, we love this STUFF, our energy is unlimited and steady, we move our feet , we use our head and we are stealth because we THINK !!!! (I Guess).

Don’t get nasty over us, we are 100 % athletes..